Dude, is this for real?
"Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We're outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to focus on what's important-- paying attention to our children, our citizens, our future. We need to think about improving our failing educational system, making better use of our resources, and helping to promote a stable, safe, and tolerant global society. It's time to be smart about our politics. It's time to get America back on track."
The Official Homepage of the Walken 2008 Campaign
Here's one you might recognize:
"Easy guys...I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except once my pants are on, I make GOLD records. Alright, here we go: 'Don't Fear the Reaper,' take one..." - Bruce Dickinson, Producer