Just One of Those Things

I'm just coming across funny thing after funny thing this morning... Well, to me, that is.

For instance: I just love that this guy in San Luis Obispo got so mad about getting on a jury, that instead of trying to weasel his way out like the rest of us - he flipped off the court and got arrested himself. That's rock and roll.

Evidently, that mystical Rasputin of Russia who simply wouldn't die kept all the magic in his pants... and his mojo is still risin'! And it's on display in an erotica museum back in the former USSR! That's just nasty, actually.

Our dear old Ronnie may have passed on, but his resurrected zombie is here and ready to campaign! Read this goofy as shit website for the latest news in Bush's camp about who he's gonna run with this year... (Read the Eat the Press section. Immediately.)

And now YOU can make Bush say anything you want! Thanks to the Decadent West for this link: pick a photo and you can put the words in Bush's mouth. As soon as you pry his foot out.