Friday, February 27, 2009

Not Just For Your Dorm Room Anymore

Posters. I love posters.

When I was a kid, I had wall-to-wall posters covering my wallpapered bedroom. Shaun Cassidy first, then moving on to Rick Springfield, and culminating in a full out graphic assault during my Duran Duran years. (Which have never really left me... At this moment, I can count 6 Duran buttons on one stereo speaker.)

Then on to college, where everyone put their life up on their walls. It was a cheap statement to make. Mine, at the time, seemed to shout, "I am a girl who is really into guys with eyeliner and lots of hairspray!" (And none of those guys were in metal bands.)

My taste in posters got a bit more refined as I got older, but they never really went away. Now there is a smattering of tropical deco designs, or sassy Mexican sirens, or teasing Chinese ladies... but I still have lots of rock and roll. All sorts of specialty concert prints line what I like to call my Rock and Roll Hallway. I live in an apartment - that's about as much space as I have for them. Lots of Koziks leftover from my Bay Area days and some other work.

I even have one by this guy, Darren Grealish, for a Clean Needles benefit that turned out to be one of Elliott Smith's last shows.



I don't own this, I just like it. But there will be a show and reception for him on Saturday night, and you are welcome to go check it out! It's right by Paramount Studios, and here are the deets:

Sat. Feb. 28
6-10pm
709 N. Ridgewood Place
L.A. 90038

Get some art!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Scott Walker - 3.0.

About a week or so ago, I was lucky enough to get a sneak peak at a glorious documentary, Scott Walker: 30 Century Man.



In it, folks like David Bowie, Alison Goldfrapp, Brian Eno, Jarvis Cocker, Johnny Marr, Mark Almond and (yummy!) Damon Albarn listen to Scott Walker albums and discuss. Well, there's a lot more to it than that - lots of interview footage (past and present) of Mr. Walker himself too. It's a fascinating watch. The doc has already been around the world and is winding up its US run here in LA this weekend at the Nuart in Santa Monica.

And tonight is a lovefest for the man at downtown's sexy Bordello. Among those doing their version of the Scott Walker thing? John Doe (swoon!), Rob Dickson, David J, Jason Falkner, Ann Magnuson and many more... Michael Des Barres emcees. Michael Des Barres cracks me up. Should be an excellent time!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Monday Music for ya!

Well, we're back to the weekly Monday Morning Mo Show - yay!

Here's what you heard this morning

Little Radio Playlist
2/23/09

Insurance From God - 45 Grave
Six Inch Gold Blade - The Birthday Party
Charlotte Anne - Julian Cope
Be Thankful for What You've Got - Donovan Carless
Too Too Too Fast - Ra Ra Riot
Microphone - Coconut Records
Robot Trouble - Barcelona
Yesterday - Martina Topley Bird
Wind Powered - Deastro
Holy Chord - Dappled Cities
Salesman At the Day of the Parade - Rogue Wave
Your Picture - Camera Obscura
Start A War - The Nacional
Raiz - Mariene de Castro
Sign of the Times - Belle Stars
Check Me Out - Little Denice
You're Such a Sweet Thing - Mar-Vellos
Snake Eyed - Holly Golightly
Last Year's Leaves - Blanche
Big Iron - Marty Robbins
In a Razor Town - Jason Isbel
Are You Happy Now - Slender Means
Right Place Wrong Time - Dr. John
Can't You See - Ken Boothe
I'd Be Ahead (If I Could Quit While I'm Behind) - Bobby Womack (fronting the Faces)
This Thing Nowhere - Bettie Serveert
Between Something and Nothing - The Ocean Blue
Bubble Gum - Brigette Bardot
In My Arms - Mylo
Reflections - The Supremes
You Could Have Both - The Long Blondes
Debaser - Pixies
Freak Out - Liars
Tender - Blur


Again, if you missed it today and want to tune in next time, here's the scoop:

The Monday Morning Mo Show
Starting around 10am PST
(that's 1pm EST, 6pm in London, 7pm in Berlin, and 5am in Sydney... sorry Sydney!)
Little Radio.com
(If you have iTunes, also check in the Radio section under "Eclectic")

Thanks for tuning in!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Tips for Teens

How to spend Valentine's Day...

Well, in my book, it's a "holiday" that shouldn't exist. I worked in a card and candy shop for many years, and V-Day was the only day when we could get away with letting the customer have it. Just stopping in to get a pound of cherry jellybeans? Guess what - we're out. Box of chocolates? Too late - you're screwed. Red roses? Unless you reserved them a week ago, you're outta luck. And these guys (rarely were girls stuck in this bind) couldn't get mad, they knew they'd blown it... and they would hang their heads and skulk away.

What fun we had at that shop!

Anyway, as my friend Matt pointed out to us this past Saturday night, "What could be more romantic that spending an evening with Sparks?"

I wouldn't say it was romantic, but it sure was magical!

I'm not the biggest Sparks fan in the world, but I do own quite a few albums (yep, vinyl) and somehow, quite a lot of their catalog has seeped into my brain over the years. This past summer, the Brothers Mael played each of their 21 records (one a night) in London. I knew people who flew out to see it, and one of those people is pretty well connected here in LA and convinced somebody at UCLA Live to let Sparks do a special show here, in their once and current hometown.

On Valentine's Day, they played their new album, Exotic Creatures from the Deep, in its entirety. When a group of women in lovely dresses came on stage, pushing Trader Joe's shopping carts with microphones affixed to the handles and singing... I knew it was going to be a special evening. After an intermission, they played an oldie, Kimono My House, in it's entirety, in full rock formation (with Redd Kross' Steve MacDonald on bass, even!). Then, the encore... for the next 45 minutes.

Matt tracked down the setlist, and here you go:

Act I - EXOTIC CREATURES OF THE DEEP (the new album)
Good Morning
Strange Animal
I Can't Believe That You Would Fall For All the Crap in This Song
Let the Monkey Drive (including Ron's famous shuffle dance)
I've Never Been High
(She Got Me) Pregnant (featuring six backup dancers dressed like a
pregnant Ron)
Lighten Up, Morrissey
This is the Renaissance
The Director Never Yelled `Cut'
Photoshop
Likeable

INTERMISSION

Act II- KIMONO MY HOUSE
This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us
Amateur Hour
Falling In Love With Myself Again
Here In Heaven
Thank God It's Not Christmas
Hasta Manana Monsieur
Talent Is An Asset
Complaints
In My Family
Equator

ENCORE

Propaganda (from 1974's Propaganda)
At Home At Work At Play (from 1974's Propaganda)
BC (from 1974's Propaganda)
Number One Song in Heaven (from 1979's No. 1 in Heaven)
Mickey Mouse (from 1982's Angst In My Pants)
Dick Around (from 2006's Hello Young Lovers)
When Do I Get To Sing My Way (from 1995's Gratuitous Sax and
Senseless Violins)
Suburban Homeboy (from 2003's Li'l Beethoven)

Truly, a better Valentine's has not been had.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Walking in L.A.

Angelenos don't like to walk on the sidewalks. It's okay to go hiking, jogging, strolling along the beach... but heaven forbid one casually walks around town. I've been yelled at for it.

However, some wacky art types downtown started opening up their galleries for all to wander in and see. At night. Downtown is not very car friendly (meaning it costs a fortune to park there)so "walking" is pretty essential. And now that Little Radio has moved smack into the midst of this Downtown Art Crawl area, I decided to check it out. Nay, an art lover herself, came along for the ride.

It was great to see LA bustling with pedestrians who were out on the town, as opposed to rushing to get somewhere or trying to avoid each other. People were friendly to each other, chatting on the sidewalks, enjoying the art... Well, just not the kind of thing I'm used to here. Nay was encouraged by the New Yorky-ness of it all (minus the snow). We loved it. Art was purchased. We're going back, and I recommend you give it a try too.

And take the Metro. I dare you.

Monday, February 09, 2009

We're Back!

Little Radio has returned! Or at least, my show on it has. So today, I got to DJ for the first time in about 3 months. Seriously! That's crazy.

Here's today's playlist:

Little Radio
2/9/09

No Way Down - Air France
I Don't Wanna Die - The Unicorns
For Our Elegant Caste - Of Montreal
Talk to the Left - Shrag
What's A Girl to Do - Bat For Lashes
Too Much Too Young - The Specials
How Much More - Redd Kross
My Side of the City - Beulah
Sufferer's Choice - Jackie Mitoo & the Soul Brothers
Podes Crer, Amizade - Toni Tornado
No Thing On Me (Cocaine on Me) - Curtis Mayfield
This Old Heart of Mine - Delroy Wilson
High School - The Watson Twins
Hand-Me-Down Tune - The Avett Brothers
Sheep - Bonnie Prince Billy
Wedding Bell - Beach House
Gangsta Blues - AR Rahman
So Futuristic - Figurine
Don't Talk to Me About Love - Altered Images
Turn the Radio Off - Love Is All
The Once Over Twice - X
To Be Someone - The Jam
Two Sisters - The Kinks
The Next Time Around - Little Joy
In the Flat Field - Bauhaus
Suburban Home - Descendents
Say Na Na - Robert Uhlman / Arash
Tale to Tell - The Mummers
Killing for Love - José Gonzalez
Mini, Mini, Mini - Jaques Dutronc
I Like What I'm Trying to Do - Fleur de Lys
White Composition - Darker My Love
I Woke Up Today - Port O'Brien
Oh My Love - Inara George
Shake Your Head - Spanky Wilson
The Tracks of My Tears - Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
I Lost You - The Walkmen
The Last Beat of My Heart - Siouxsie & the Banshees

So remember...

The Monday Morning Mo Show

Starting around 10am PST
(that's 1pm EST, 6pm in London, 7pm in Berlin, and 5am in Sydney... sorry Sydney!)
Little Radio.com
(If you have iTunes, also check in the Radio section under "Eclectic")

Thank you for listening!

Friday, February 06, 2009

Texas Has Zombies!

Some genius (or group of) in Texas has been hacking into those freeway LED signs you see on the side of the road, warning you of traffic conditions and alerts and such... I realize it's dangerous, but, um, it's also awfully funny...

Remember, you've got to get 'em right in the head...

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Forever Smutty...

When I was eleven years old, I walked into a bookstore near my childhood home to buy a book. I was (and wish I still had time to be) quite the reader, and loved trashy horror novels by Stephen King and John Saul.(I still firmly maintain that It is one of the best and most touching books about the bonds of childhood friendship EVER.) I'd graduated from Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys into these early gorefests, somehow, and never had nightmares over it.

But it was time for an instructional book, and I got my very first Judy Blume publication. Judy Blume, queen of the tween books about getting your period, getting fat, and freckles. And oodles more. I'd never read a single one of these legendary books until I heard about this one - which I spent hard earned babysittng money on. It was the legendary tale of virginity lost, Forever.

Well, I needed something. I went to Catholic school, fer chrissakes.

This book made the rounds with all the girls. We memorized passages. We hid it from the nuns (somewhat successfully). We laughed whenever anyone named "Ralph" was unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity. We learned about young love and the passions lost. We learned that it was probably gonna HURT.

Now, some many, many years later, the folks at the Scared Fools Theater are doing FOREVER: THE MUSICAL, in all its smutty, prissy, curious glory. With music.

It's truly an afternoon delight. See it before it's gone!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Specials Slumdog

Um, yes, I am one of those people obsessed with Slumdog Millionaire. I've seen it 3 times already and hope to see it a bunch more. But I tend to obssess over Danny Boyle movies - they are usually pretty fantastic. He seems to be fond of bags of cash, as quite a few of his films feature them (Shallow Grave, Trainspotting, Millions).

I was very happy that it won the SAG awards, after the Golden Globes, and I can't believe it - but I hope Oscars come its way too.

And I absolutely have to comment on star Dev Patel's outfit at the SAG awards. He had on a skinny suit with a bow tie, and damn if he didn't look like a member of the Specials. You think?

Have a look:


And here is the corresponding story about their win.

And here is one of the grooviest songs ever from the Specials.


I'm just sayin'... Those Brits know how to do the India stuff. And Dev's a Brit. And he can keep on dressing like the Specials, cuz it's cute as hell.

Monday, January 12, 2009

The Late, Great Golden State

I am a born and bred California Girl. I've lived happily in three major California cities (San Diego, San Francisco & Los Angeles). I've enjoyed the Mexican food and beaches immensely. I will have a helluva time buying a house here one day. I don't own a down jacket and have very little wool. I have a job working with music that I love. I wear sunglasses almost every day. The weather makes me joyous at times. I don't notice earthquakes unless they register above a 5 on the Richter scale. I say "Dude" far more than necessary (but I really do try to tone it down).

I always joke around that it usually takes an earthquake to clear the California landscape. And by that, I mean make people move away so it's just a little less crowded. Well, now the economy is helping out with that.

Go East, young man? Californians look for the exit

Mike Reilly spent his lifetime chasing the California dream. This year he's going to look for it in Colorado.

With a house purchase near Denver in the works, the 38-year-old engineering contractor plans to move his family 1,200 miles away from his home state's lemon groves, sunshine and beaches. For him, years of rising taxes, dead-end schools, unchecked illegal immigration and clogged traffic have robbed the Golden State of its allure.

Is there something left of the California dream?

"If you are a Hollywood actor," Reilly says, "but not for us.
"

It's not that I dislike all the people who come from all over the place to live here - 1/3 of my friends did not originate in this state. But sometimes, I just wish there were a few less chasing the dream here. It does get a bit crowded. So good luck out there, y'all. I'm staying right here.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Diplo's a fan - come on down!

Angelenos... live up to your city's insane multi-culti rep:


Tormenta Tropical is a Latin America meets North America dance fiesta, filled with Buenos Aires electro cumbia, Brazilian baile funk, and an all out borderless dance mix with a goal of keeping your ass in motion. The Bersa Discos crew throwing the party have been featured in FADER and can count Diplo as a supporter - so why not come down and party like you're in the Southern Hemisphere?

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Many Moments in a Year...

I've noticed that as I get older, and my friends have ever-sprouting children, and work becomes ever more entertaining, that time absolutely whizzes by. So many things happen in the brief span of a year, and this year has been a doozy. Aside from my own personal tragedies (losses of my mother, grandfather, and grandmother) and triumphs (fantastic job and amazing new friends), and national tragedies (Ike, Prop 8) and triumphs (OBAMA!!!)... I wanted to pick out a few of my favorite moments from this year. Things that won't be forgotten.

20. My first ride around the Silverlake reservoirs on my new bicycle.

19. Kitaytay's wedding.

18. Riding the Toy Story 3D ride at California Adventure about a zillion times before it was open to the public! And having a wonderful day with Kevs, 'Nay, Little J, G&T.

17. Yeasayer. Live. Anytime.

16. Sitting on the street in Austin with Baca, shootin' the shit, eatin' hot dogs, at 4am during SXSW.

15. Watching the stellar breakdancers at the Spread Eagle in London with Raquel, Lita, Lola & Alex.

14. Dancing with Felipe in Brazil!

13. The almost thwarted margarita lunch with my most fab-u-lous friend, Ms. J.P. No Metro train hold-ups, dead cell phones or rain of bird shit could keep us apart!

12. My birthday "cake" consisting of caramel apples. 'Nay is a genius!

11. On the balcony of Club 33 watching Fantasmic at Disneyland with Team MoTéCardickson.

10. Roasted cheese on a stick on the lovely beach of Barra, Brazil.

9. Interviewing Kristin Hersh on July 7th at Little Radio... I've been lucky enough to interview her a few times, but on this day, we (me, her & her hubby/manager Billy) had about an hour beforehand to shoot the shit. By the time the interview started, we were all in a silly and happy place, and I've never had more fun interviewing anyone in my life. How lucky that it happened to be an artist whose work I have admired for all of her career!

8. MONOLITH 2008: I can't pick one moment - there were so many. Perfect friends, perfect music, perfect town. My friends made me smile, Cut Copy made me dance, DeVotchKa made me swoon, Denver warmed my heart despite the chill.

7. Walking around Big Bear with Norris, 'Nay, & Kevs singing Bjork's "Hyperballad" with faux Icelandic accents.

6. The Avett Brothers in California last spring: the shows were rip-roaring, heartbreaking, sing-a-long funfests. And the company of Kevs, Baca, G, & the BFFF made it all the more magical.

5. Cruising with Raquel in a rented convertible listening to old school hip hop on an unexpectedly hot winter's day.

4. Team MoTéCardickson's Huntington Gardens photo shoot on a lovely spring day.

3. My beloved Spuds and their kids and family who came to my mom's memorial party, and made it even more fun than we had planned to make it.

2. Mr. W playing guitar for me in Berlin.

1. Barcelona, May 25th: me & my little brother going to see our friend Uni (& Her Ukelele) perform in a fabulous little club, and her dedication of "Tell Me That My World Is Pink Not Blue" to my mom, whose ashes we had scattered that morning with my Dad and little sister. Uni had played it for my mom just before she was diagnosed with cancer, and my mom fell in love with it. As had me & my brother. It was a beautiful, bittersweet moment - that left many in tears, and I know that it was the perfect tribute to my mom - a creative, conflicted and vibrant spirit who loved all things creative, conflicted and vibrant.

2009? Bring it on!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Musical Faves of 2008

Yep. It's that time.

Everyone asks, so I'll answer. I find it impossible to really do a "best of" when that is so subjective, and I can't really narrow it to 2008 because sometimes a record will come out at the end of the previous year that doesn't sink into my brain till later, or I don't have time to absorb something I think I might totally love until the new year (TV on the Radio - I'm lookin' at you). I'll put together the stuff that didn't leave my car stereo this year - and I'll try to keep it to mostly 2008.

One time, a friend of mine said that all music reviews could basically be summarized as thus: "Like the bastard lovechild of (so & so) and (so & so) in (name of place) on (altering substance)." So let's do it.

10. Yelle - Pop Up
"Like the bastard lovechild of Annie and Lily Allen in Paris on lots of bubblegum."
Frenchtronic female with attitude. Definitely yummy.

9. M83 - Saturdays = Youth
"Like the bastard lovechild of Her Space Holiday and Slowdive in the Tunnel of Love on heroin."
Another Frenchie... staring at his lovely shoes, no doubt.

8. Fleet Foxes - s/t
"Like the bastard lovechild of The Hollies and The Mormon Tabernacle Choir in Heaven on frankincense & myrrh."
This album just sweeps me away to another place...

7. Santogold - s/t
"Like the bastard lovechild of The Slits and Siouxsie Sioux in Brooklyn on pop rocks and Coca-Cola."
She vomits gold. 'Nuff said. (Okay, and "Lights Out" was my favorite song of the year.)

6. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
"Like the bastard lovechild of Smog and TV on the Radio in a log cabin on the top of a lonely mountain on every downer imaginable."
The album to lock yourself in a closet to... forever. (Okay, the self release was 2007, but the "formal" release was 2008. So there.)

5. Duffy - Rockferry
"Like the bastard lovechild of Lulu and Scott Walker in Philly on syrup & honey."
The new spirit of Northern Soul... comes from "Welch Idol?" Go figure.

4.DeVotchKa - A Mad & Faithful Telling
"Like the bastard lovechild of Ennio Morricone and Roy Orbison in any swarthy desert land on gypsy voodoo."
Swoon. Every time.

3.Cut Copy - In Ghost Colors
"Like the bastard lovechild of OMD and Daft Punk in the Big Apple on (duh!) ecstasy."
Bouncy, new wavey, electro Aussie fun!

2.Yeasayer -All Hour Cymbals
"Like the bastard lovechild of Prog, Folk, Indie & World music in a communal yurt on serious, serious LSD."
There is no way I can (nor have I been successful yet) at describing this band - but I know I love 'em and can't wait to hear what the hell they do next.

1.The Avett Brothers - Emotionalism / The Second Gleam
"Like the bastard lovechild of the Violent Femmes and Townes Van Zandt in the Appalachians on straight up moonshine and heartbreak."
Pre-civil war punk rock. Grungegrass. Etc... Okay, so Emotionalism came out mid-2007, but I only got it this year. The Second Gleam, however, came out this summer, and has some beauties on it... These boys know how to destroy a stage as well as your heart. Now that Rick Rubin has snapped them up, I hope they can continue to be rowdy little heartbreakers.

And because you kept reading, here's a video by them... This song made me cry the first time I saw it live.



That'll do it for me, friends... Let's all keep on listening, shall we?

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Where Was I?

This year, the blog took a bit of a beating. I think I've reduced the readership to really sweet friends who know I do this from time to time and check in (as opposed to those glory days of yore when we were a stop on the Whatevs.com train and even getting nominated for something in Oz). And you know what? That's totally cool by me. Blogs are a bit of a vanity project, right? I thank my pals who do check in. And I give you pictures!

I've been traveling a bunch this year. I've had a sort of insane 2008... to say the least. So I thought it would be nice to show you guys some of the things that have kept me away from you (in a writer-y sort of way, anyhow) over the course of the year.

January 2008: My year started off smashingly.











Yep, one of those cars is mine, and I was stuck with a rental (a convertible, though!) for the next two months. I get to testify in court against the drunk teenager who nailed the 5 cars involved and left his behind as he ran from the scene. That was fun.


February 2008: Moonlight beach, Encinitas.














My mom passed away, and I spent some time at home with the family, saying our goodbyes.


March 2008: SXSW!
So many bands, so little time... I was thrilled by much, because music is the wind beneath my wings. Like, really.


















I'm pretty sure this was the first time Duffy played in the States, and she was utterly charming and a blast to watch.

April 2008: me & my friends go a-gardening.














Have you ever been to the Huntington Gardens in Pasadena? You really should go. My friends and I got dressed up and wandered the lovely grounds for hours. And I said some naughty words in front of old ladies and made an Australian blush. Wow!


May 2008: Hola, España!
First, Madrid's architectural majesty, and gay schnauzers in drag:
































Then, Barcelona's architectural insanity, and bathing shrimp:



















(Note the peas balanced on their heads. Awesome.)














June 2008: One of many, many trips to Disneyland this year. Really. There were quite a few. This trip, we got to preview the Toy Story 3D ride, which we proceeded to ride 100 million times. Or 11. It's all a blur, as you can imagine.


















July 2008: Every weekend, a different town...

Really, Phoenix, San Diego, Palm Springs, Big Bear...where I tried to be At One with the Forest Creatures.



















August 2008: 4 Non Blondes (not the horrible band - a bunch of actual brunettes) descend upon my Dad and Encinitas. And Del Mar - for the ponies!















September 2008: Air travel all month...

Monolith at Red Rocks - awesome music, awesome venue, awesome friends.














I Heart Denver.

And then, off to London with Raquel!



















And a little side jaunt to Berlin, to check in on my Special Friend, Mr. W.




















October 2008: Halloween prep! Duh!















November 2008: Just a few trips home for some hang time and some holidays... never a bad thing when your home is like this:
















December 2008: Salvador da Bahia, Brazil.




































Whew. No wonder I need to get some sleep...

Thursday, December 25, 2008

We Love Xmas!

Happy Holidays, all!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Tchau, Brasil...

One last trip to the beach. One last bit of shopping. One last piece of delicious roasted cheese on a stick.

Okay, so I got a couple questions about that last one. It's pretty simple, really. On the beach, there are vendors wandering around selling food & trinkets & blankets and stuff. One beach delicacy is a chunk of mozzarella cheese, on a stick, rolled in your choice of herb (my choices were usually oregano or pepper flakes), and roasted over a small tin of hot coals till it gets kinda crispy on the outside. This is indeed a fine art, as if you cook it too much and it'll fall off the stick, too little and it's still hard on the inside. Then some sort of sweet-ish sauce is sprinkled on, and you eat the whole thing in about a second. Dee-lish!

I went into a beach front shop to grab a silly magnet. I don't know, lately I've been grabbing silly magnets for myself on my foreign travels. An old man came in and was chatting up the lady behind the counter. He started taking off his clothes and handing them to her, so I guess they knew each other and he was leaving his stuff there so he could go enjoy the beach. He asked me if I was from Chile or Argentina. I said, "No, California. But my mother was from Colombia." "Oh!" he said, "I knew you had some South American in you. I could see it in your face." (I honestly could not tell you if he was speaking Spanish or Portuguese to me, but I understood him perfectly.) He continued, "There are many beautiful women from Colombia - that is why they keep winning Miss Universe!" I started laughing and said, "No, no, no... Venezuela always wins Miss Universe!" This made him and the shop lady laugh, and she said, "True true!"

So on that note - back to Kitaytay's place to type this final farewell to Brasil. After a little clean-up and the final packing, meeting with Felipe to hand over the keys, and then hopping in the taxi to go... I can say that I leave with a heavy heart and tears in my eyes. And a million and one mosquito bites.

This is a special place - difficult and beautiful, friendly and frightening. There is a vibrancy here, a love of life despite the hardships. I know there are many places like this in the world. Being here just reminds me to remain grateful for what I have, for my wonderful friends, my job, my family. The economy of the US is in the crapper - but just look at so many other nations and see the spirit of the people who live there who actually have much less than we have... Now I sound like I'm preaching, but it's true. We're a bunch of whiny babies. Get over it and be thankful, really, for what you have. We'll get through it.

And I'm thankful, very thankful, that I got to come here and meet these wonderful people and eat the fantastic food and tan on the gorgeous beaches... Saudades, Brasil! Tchau!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

It's a Small World After All

Today started with a big morning storm... I was in the shower when it started, so I indulged and went and stood in it for a while. Ah, so nice!

After that, I had to go to Dique Do Tororo. The lake with the giant fairies. I couldn't get it out of my mind! I knew it wouldn't look as magical during the day, but it was going to have to do. I jumped into a cab and told the driver where to take me, and then he attempted to chat me up. I sadly told him I didn't speak Portuguese. He started talking again later, and I realized he was trying to ask me something, and he was trying really hard. I kept shaking my head and he muttered, "Ah, no entiende..." Then he got all excited and picked up what I thought was a playing card, but turned out to be a prayer card, and started to repeat something. Did he want me to go to church? Then I heard it, "Orixas?" (The "x" in Portuguese shoulds like a "sh" which was throwing me.) Saints! He was saying Saints! It was a Saint card! Did I want to be dropped off at the Saints? "Si si!" And we both were happy.

I did a walk around the lake, a leisurely one, which took about an hour and included lots of pics of Orixas/Saints/Cinderella-type fairies. Also some geese. There was a gaggle of 'em that these kids chased into the water, and they emerged on the other side of the lake at the same time that I got there, bounding up to the popcorn vendor for a snack. (Wise, wise geese.) I caught a cab back to Barra, and passed a curious little street scene on the way... Guys in dresses. I wouldn't call it drag - there were no wigs, heels, or make-up. It was simply a bunch of guys in dresses, with beers in hand, making kissy faces and calling out to the cars passing by. They had wisely placed orange comes in a lane so that traffic crawled to a slow in the one remaining lane, leaving many to observe their antics. The cab driver & I started laughing and I said, "Como San Fransisco!" Then he really started laughing.

I took some last pictures at the beach, and wandered around some more. I'll have part of Monday, but I don't usually take anything to the beach but a sarong and some water, so I wanted to get early evening pictures. I thought about having my last dinner be a fancy one, at some fancy place I'd read about, and then I saw my flirty waiter friend hanging outside of Portal Do Mar. So of course, I went in.

His name was atually Laurenido. I made him spell it out for me because I knew it was pretty and fancy, but I also knew I wasn't remembering it correctly. I told him it was my last dinner in town, since I was leaving the next day. "No!" he said. "I like practicing my English with you!" I said, "Your English is very good; where did you study it?" "Oh, I am self-taught. I like English. I watch English television and have reading materials." He taught himself. And I've studied years of Spanish, grew up in a semi-Spanish speaking environment, and can hardly hold a conversation in the language. I SUCK. Laurenido was at least kind enough to tell me my Spanish was good. He was really workin' for that tip.

Later, I was approached by a man who turned out to be the owner of the place. I had been writing in my journal at the table, and he asked if I was a food critic. "No," I laughed, "This is just so I don't forget any part of my trip." "Where are you from?" he asked. My usual response was (and has been) California (I rarely say I'm from the States). He got really excited. "I've lived in Bahia and Berkeley since 1979!"

Are you kidding me? Two Berkeley people in one trip? So I had to ask him... did he know Kitaytay? "Of course, I sold her the apartment!" So, basically, I was staying in this guy's old apartment. And he also owns my favorite restaurant, and he also co-owns the property management firm that handles the apartment, meaning he is Felipe and Carlos' boss. "Well," I said, "I guess there is a reason I kept coming back to this place." "Let me show you something," he said slyly. In the back near the bar, above some wine bottles, he had a Cal Bears banner. A small one, but, as he said, "It's always Calfornia Bears in here!"

His name was Joe and he is Brazilian, but went to school at Berkeley and never really left. When I told him I used to DJ at KALX and Kitaytay & I would do shows together, he claimed to remember listening. We wound up sitting there chatting for a while - Laurenido joined us - a couple others... just sitting in the breeze, looking over the ocean, drinks and good food. I really couldn't have had a better last night.

I can't believe that it's already almost time to leave! (Big sigh.)

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Lazing on a Sunny Afternoon

After another night of dancing, my motivations today were non-existent. I only have a couple of days left, but I've done quite a bit, and thought it would be okay to just chill. (As if hanging out on the beach isn't chill enough, right?)

I actually slept in this morning - more than I have since I got here. No one was out in the street yelling about something, selling something, announcing something from a speaker in the back of the truck... No, it was raining.

It rains just about every day. The first couple days I was here, it would rain at about noon or 1pm. Bring the humidity down a notch. Then it didn't rain at all, then some gentle morning showers.

Today we got a big downpour. Since I was born and raised in California, thunderstorms are pretty exotic. Sure, we'll get rain in the winter (sometimes), but it's always cold and dreary when it does rain. Here, it's much more tolerable. It's still 80 degrees out, and the rain feels refreshing, sounds great, smells wonderful... Yea, you just don't get this in California. I know lots of places do - I was in a couple summer downpours like this in Melbourne a few years back, and Florida, and well, all over the place. But this - I kept the doors open so I could hear the water running off the patio roof, loud as it was, because it was just so darned cool.

My only real errand of the day was to buy pants. I know - it's hot and humid, why on earth would you need pants? Believe it or not, people wear jeans all day here. And the other night, Carlos said something about wearing long sleeves and such to keep from being bitten by bugs. And my legs look so diseased at this point that I'm horrified by them myself. So - pants. I found a really light & loose pair that were nice (because people here never really look like slobs) and comfy, and, most importantly, don't show even so much as my bite-riddled ankles. Success!

After that, it was lounging and reading on Kitaytay's patio. When evening fell, I went for a walk along the coast - her place is a block down from the Yacht Club, so there are always interesting boats lit up on the horizon to watch.

Not a bad way to spend the day...

Friday, December 19, 2008

Hot Hot Hot!

First off, I apologize to my friends in the Northern Hemisphere freezing their asses off. (I probably should have done that with my first Brazil entry though, huh?)

It was another fine, fine beach day... except that it was insanely crowded! The weekend starts on Fridays, you know. The sun was intense, which meant I spent a lot more time floating in the water than lying on the beach. Besides, there was almost no room on the beach - I could have wandered farther along the coast, but I wanted to experience Porto da Barra in full swing. I was sandwiched behind a large group of teenagers, next to a mom and her young toddler and a middle aged couple, and in front of a couple of old German guys. All her having fun except for the German guys. They were being Superior. Any time a vendor would walk by, they'd ask to look at his stuff, then diss it all, ask if he could bring more from somewhere else, and then veto all of that too. They had some kid running errands for them, grabbing chips and drinks. If you rent an umbrella and chair, there is a guy who watches all that stuff and will come by and rinse the sand off your feet too. They never thanked that guy. They were kinda pissing me off.

So into the water - but after a while, it was almost too crowded to go in there! The waterline was three or four people deep as far as you could see, and if you swam through the masses, you didn't have far to go before you were knocking up against a boat. But it was still nicer floating in the water, even occasionally being involved in some youngster's swimming competitions, than listening to those German dudes whine and bitch.

I had gotten a call in the morning from Carlos, saying that he'd love to go out tonight if I was free. Yes! More dancing! He had a work party first, and would swing by later in the evening. I went and had a leisurely meal at my favorite spot, Portal do Mar, and then went home to do some writing before he came by.

We drove out to Pelourinho and on the way, went through some areas I hadn't seen. There was a large, elongated lake along the busy road we were taking, filled with lights in Christmas tree shapes, in varying sizes. It was actually really beautiful. Then we turned a corner and there were statues, about seven of them, that immediately made me think of fairies from Disney films (lke Cinderella or something). They were quite large and sort of metallic looking, but it was dark and they were only somewhat lit. They were in the middle of the lake in a circle and there was a fountain in the middle of them. I asked Carlos who they were, and he said, "Oh, saints." Of course! He also said the lake was bigger, and that it was installed by the Dutch a very long time ago. (When I got home I did some digging and found that it is called Dique Do Tororo.)

O the way into Pelourinho we went through some very dodgy parts, the stuff I'm sure I read about avoiding because "unwelcome" was certainly the vibe here. Carlos kept saying, "This is a very bad area, very bad area," as we drove, which I didn't really want to hear because our windows were down and the roads were narrow and cobblestoned, so we weren't going very fast. Then suddenly, there we were in old town. We parked the car and wandered up an alley and went to the African Bar. The alley was packed with people drinking and dancing, but we went inside for the real DJ, who was a friend of Carlos'. I thought I had been to the African Bar on Tuesday, when I saw Olodum, because that's what it said on the ticket. Evidently not, because this place had a totally different entry and, once I was inside, it was definitely a different bar.

The DJ was playing Joe Cuba when we walked in, which made me very happy! We got a couple drinks - I opted for the caipirinha alternative, caipiroski. The caipirinha is made with cachaca, which is a sugar cane based alcohol I've realized I'm not too fond of. The caipiroski substitutes it with vodka. (And the whole thing is sort of like a daquiri anyway.) They put fruit in there too, and I always get pineapple. When getting a girlie drink, why not go all the way?

The DJ, who was very friendly (duh! Brazil!) and came out to dance on the floor with everyone else quite often, had switched to reggae. Some of the hippie kids got a little nutty during the reggae - as if this was their special moment... Then the music went samba regge to samba (he was a really good DJ!) and Carlos taught me some proper dance moves so I could do a little better in the synchronized portions of the evening. He said, "You are a good natural dancer, you just need a little training." Ha! What a sweet way of putting it.

He realized he had left his cell phone in the car and went to get it so it wouldn't tempt anyone into breaking into the car. While he was gone, I sat at a table watching the dancers, and was asked to dance. I said, in my lousy Spanish, that I was waiting for my friend. So this guy just sat next to me and tried to talk to me. He spoke no English and sometimes understood my Spanish, but wasn't really to bothered by that. He wasn't pushy; it just seemed perhaps he was going to help me pass the time. I did get that his name was Fabio and he was a philosophy teacher. Eventually, he was all, "Come on, let's dance!" So we did, and it was fun. Then Carlos came back so I excused myself.

We sat in the back of the bar for another drink, and I looked out the windows and saw a whole courtyard with a stage... "What is that?" I asked Carlos. "Oh, there are many bars and restaurants that connect to that area." As I peered into the darkness, I realized that was indeed where I saw Olodum the Tuesday before. So I wasn't totally confused!

Several goodbyes later, we said good night, and I said goodbye, to Pelourinho.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Tropicalia, Sambas, and Cheese

The mosquitoes are winning. There is some breed that likes the repellent, I think, and believes it only adds to the tastiness of my mixed breed California blood. And once they are done, they leave welts the size of a quarter. My legs look like they've been polka-dotted by a happy 3 year old given free license with a brown Sharpie. Or a red Sharpie. Depends on the bites' stage of development. Regardless, in this land of Sexy People, I ain't feelin' so sexy.

Yesterday I went back to Pelourinho for the third time, to get some real pictures of the whole old town thing and buy some trinkets for friends back home. Again, I snuck in the back way (meaning I avoided Praca Da Se) and everything went fine. I guess that first day was just really bad luck? Today was beautiful.

My main stop though was Cana Brava Records, one of those places you need to stop by if you want to get some Brazilian music. There are plenty of good record stores form what I understand, but this one has a radio station on Live 365 I've tuned in to, and I knew they were used to us foreigners stumbling in. The woman working didn't speak English, and I was a little bummed, but (music geek that I am) I had my list! Although I wasn't really finding stuff... Then a Scottish dude came in and started speaking Spanish with her. He knew the owner, who was due in that evening. Regardless, my lame Spanish saved the day again, and the lady in the shop was able to guide me towards some new artists and such that I'll hopefully love forever and ever. I spent more money in that shop than I've spent the whole trip. Yep, geek.

I decided to walk back to Barra to check out the neighborhoods along the way. It's a coastal walk, and you can never have too many of those! First up, Barroquinha, which you hit as you leave the Pelhourino area. It was jam packed, seriously packed, with cars, vendors, stores, people, motorcycles, etc... It was nuts. You had to walk in the street to get anywhere, and even then, the cars were trying to get somewhere too. The stores were overflowing with people. The sidewalk vendors were selling everything from food to Christmas lights to shoes to watches to clothes (I saw a tiny girl sleeping in a pile of clothes on a pallet) to produce to flowers... It was all there, on the sidewalk.

Then, the scene calmed down as I got to Barris, which was a pretty and mellow area (especially considering the chaos I'd just walked through). There was a nice park for lounging, complete with a giant iguana in the lawn. I thought this was a regular thing, but then some locals starting pointing it out to each other, so I guess our iguana friend was just visiting. This area also has a great public library, evidently, and a nice arts and music scene. I happily stumbled upon a lady selling fresh baked pao do queijo, known in my universe as pan de queso, or cheese bread. Little buns of it. Tastiest thing ever.

Then on to Campo Grande, which was actually a big park. It had a huge, elaborate statue/fountain which I believe commemorated the early successful unions of Portuguese rulers with native royalty, and some ocean stuff. I think. There was also a really nice pond, and lotsa benches and lawn areas. I think it's just one of few big park areas like that in the neighborhood.

Next stop: Vitoria. This is a much more affluent area, from what I can tell, filled with glamorous looking high rise condominiums and apartment buildings all vying for a view of the ocean. Some beautiful old colonial style homes line the street too, and some have been converted to other uses like museums and theatres. The art fag in me was happy to see an art house which had just finished up a Fassbinder film festival. I stopped in to the Museu de Arte da Bahia, which was lovely because of the stuff in it as well as for the air conditioning. It had a really beautiful marble staircase smack in the middle of the building, illuminated by the light streaming though the window in the roof, and a porch running around the entire 2nd floor.

And then I was back in Barra to plan my evening out. I'd been told about a place in Barris called Beco de Rosalia, a cafe with live music nightly. I heard it was a musicians' hangout, meaning you never knew who was going to show up and play! Not like I'd recognize any famous Brazilian artists (except, as I've mentioned, Caetano Veloso) but it was nice to know there was a place like that were anything could happen... So off I went.

I wrote the name and address of the place down because I knew it would be too much for me to get that info to a cab driver, and sure enough, it saved my ass. My driver was a funny old guy, who talked a mile a minute even though I couldn't do much more than giggle, which probably just made him laugh more. But I got the idea of what he was saying more often than not: let's not take Ave. Sete de Setembro because traffic sucks, where the hell is this street you want to go to, are we going to be near the library, and you aren't Brazilian are you? When I said "California," he laughed and said, "Estados Unidos! Obama!" (This has happened almost every time I say I'm from the States - these Brazilians LOVE Obama!) He raised a fist into the air and I laughed. I tapped his shoulder for some reason, and he took my hand and gave it a kiss. But not in a nasty Fingerlicker way, a very carefree fun way, and that made me laugh more. Then he said I had little hands, so we had to compare, because he had little hands too. We finally got to our street (which he was very happy about finding) and he gave my hand a kiss goodbye.

Beco de Rosalia was a cute place with food and booze - not an elaborate menu, but I think it was more about the music. I'd been hoping for some lively samba, but got some mellow tropicalia instead. They were rally good, actually, and I was sitting in a courtyard, writing postcards and eating bolinhos artesanal de queijo - breaded and fried cheeseballs, basically. Yum yum yum. With a beer. What a lovely way to spend the evening.

My cab ride back was not so eventful till the very end... There are a lot of one way streets in this town, and I rarely notice signs saying so. (I've also noticed that red light means go if no one is around or it's a one way street or... well, it just seems to mean go, just like green light.) I've been able to get cab drivers to Kitaytay's place pretty easily as she lives on top of Bar Do Chico, which is well known. This cab driver was dropping me off at the top of Rua Presidente Kennedy (see? They like our cool presidents, evidently!) which is my streets. He asked if that was good or did I need to go farther, but I was fine. Didn't matter, he put the car in reverse and drove down the hill backwards to my door. I laughed the whole way down.

Then home to the den of mosquitoes to spray myself down and get some sleep! Going home is gonna be tough... but mosquito free!